Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Best and Worst American Ninja Warrior Moments of 2014

     Ninja warrior has been one of my favorite shows since before it even came to America, so I wanted to do a list of my favorite moments from this season.
Kacy Catanzaro:
     I'm choosing to start the list with Catanzaro's run because quite frankly, everyone has heard of  this one already. I'm not going to give her credit for being the first woman to scale the warped wall, because if the show would have come to her town last, she would have been the third to do it, behind Michelle Warnky and Meagan Martin. I'm more impressed by her size. Being small did help her on the arm-based obstacles, but at 5'0", climbing that wall is a huge feat and is worth mentioning. And the fact that she made it to mount midoriama really raised the standards for future female competitors.
     Watch her run in the finals here:

Flip Rodriguez:
     Flip Rodriguez and Drew Dreschel have had a friendly rivalry for years. In season 4 Flip completed the qualifying and final rounds with the fastest times and Dreschel got second on both. The next year Dreschel got the best times and Flip got second.
     This along with a disappointing fall last year, meant it was Flips year to prove something. In a disappointing turn of events, Flip miscalculated how high he was above the water and that was the end of his ANW year.
     Watch his run here:
                                        
Kevin Bull:
     Cannonball Alley was a new obstacle with an elimination rate of 100%, taking out 14 competitors before him. It was proving to be the most difficult obstacle this competition had ever seen.
     Just when it seemed that this course was unbeatable, Kevin Bull, a walk on from this year, used his brains instead if just strength, using his legs on a primarily arm-based obstacle.
     Watch his incredible and innovative run here:

Joe Moravsky:
     Also known as the Weatherman, Joe Moravsky, on only his second year, has become one of the favorites of American Ninja Warrior. If he wasn't in your favorites before, wait until you see this run, where Moravsky breaks the rumbling dice, makes an incredible early dismount, and still dominates the course by beating the fastest time by over 40 seconds.
     Watch his run here:

Drew Dreschel:
     After proving himself faster than his rival Flip Rodriguez for two years in a row, veteran Drew Dreschel was beginning to become more and more confident. Drew went so far as to call that his run would be between 1 min 30 sec and 1 min 45 sec, with the fastest time before him being 4 min 15 sec.
     With his eye on the prize, Dreschel couldn't quite focus on the course right in front of him and missed a crucial grab only ten seconds into his run.
     Watch this devastating moment here:

Jon Stewart:
     At 52 years old, Jon Stewart had become the second oldest man to reach the final round. Unfortunately, though he qualified, he had never conquered the warped wall.
     After two tries, it seemed like he was about to repeat the past. But he shattered the age barrier and reached the top on his final try.
     The rest of his run is absolutely incredible. Watch it right here:

USA vs the World
    As great as the season was, many of the greatest moments happened during the second annual international competition.

     The night started off strong with Joe Moravsky clocking in the fastest stage one run of all time, beating Brent Steffenson's run of 1:14 by 2 seconds. The victory was short lived when ANW veteran now playing for Europe, Tim Sheiff completed the same course ten seconds faster just minutes later.

     Stage two was proving difficult for those who attempted, but three runs stood out. One was Brian Arnold, who, after a record breaking season five, slipped up on stage two on season six, taking away his chance at stage three which he had trained so hard for. This time however, he managed to take out his nemesis the unstable bridge, complete enough of the course to earn points for his team, and still finish the course.

     Another was Travis Rosen, who was able to prove age was just a number when the 40 year old defeated the metal swing which took him out in season six and the first international competition. Travis then completed the course with a time that would have qualified during a regular season competition.

     Last was Sean McColl. As a member of the European team, McColl had never competed on any ninja warrior obstacle and had to learn on stage two. McColl had an impressive run, heroically diving from the metal swing and finishing with an impressive time.

     Stage 3 was full of surprises. First was when Japanese competitor Yusuke Morimoto becomes the first competitor to ever complete stage three on American soil. Unfortunately for Japan, European Stefen Ghisolfi soon became the second, and with a faster time, knocking them out of the running to take first place. Unbelievably, a second Japanese competitor, Ryo Matachi, added his name to the list of stage three finishers.

     Team Europe was now in a great position, for Team USA to be victorious, they needed to do what they never had done before and complete stage three in under about five minutes, but if the round was taken by either of the other two teams, then Europe would take the gold. It was down to USA record holder Brian Arnold, and one of the top rock climbers in the world, Sean McColl.

       Just before Sean began, Arnold looked at the camera and rather nervously said "He's a world cup climber, he's one of the guy's that I watch for inspiration." But as promising as his run was, McColl slipped up on the last obstacle and fell almost exactly where Arnold had fallen a year before.
     Now, with his country relying on him, Arnold had to beat his current record and do something that had never been done by an American. The last few great moments can be seen below:
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What were your favorite moments of this season? Let me know in a comment, on facebook at Facebook.com/freewayparade or on twitter @FreewayParade 
     

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Problems With Writing Your Long Name

     My name is Seth Christopherson. No I do not have the longest name in the world, nor do I feel like I can even complain about it. I do, however, know the struggles that come with trying to write a long name in a given space that is less than spacious. Hopefully some of you will relate.
   
     The Cliff Diver
The underline can be helpful in keeping your name well aligned. But when it ends too soon... chaos...



     The Extension
Sometimes you need to manually add an extra inch of underline which really seems to help, but it can't save you every time.



     The Crash
Other times you need to write your name too close to the wall to add an extender. And when that happens, I know I already said chaos once before, but... chaos again...



     The "I Have No Last Name"
So you decide that you will just deny your name all together. Seems like a good plan. Until your teacher hands back your paper with a red pen correction saying, "Full names please, this isn't high school anymore." This happened to me once. Worst day of my life... not really, I just didn't want to have to say chaos again.



     The Microscopic
Now with no other option you decide that since the line can't be bigger, you must write smaller. Now you're unhappy, whoever reads it is unhappy, it's the perfect plan.



     The Lack of Patience
With all this chaos around you, you decide to unwind by drawing your name in an interesting font. Unfortunately this is only relaxing for a short while, and you with your incredibly long name get bored halfway through and the quality suffers.



     The "Cross Your What?"
So there you are signing some documents in cursive, the whole time remembering to cross your T's and dot your I's at the end. But your name is so long that you become anxious, and after your pen is lifted from the last letter you decide to shave off some time by quickly crossing and dotting, and in doing so you hit the wrong points on both. (For me I always find a way to cross my H)



     The "Good Enough"
You give it one more shot. This time the goal is to write as fast as possible. The first name is a cinch, but as you get half-way through the last name, you stumble, one letter becomes illegible and the only way out is to give up there, make the rest just a line, and act like it was on purpose. And after all that you're left with something that actually looks pretty non-chaotic.




     If you have any long name stories, if you or a friend have an incredibly long name, or if you just want to say hi, connect with me at Facebook.com/freewayparade or on Twitter @Freewayparade.